Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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