I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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