this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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