and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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