physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Another day, another engagement, another cat
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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