Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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