He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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