is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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