I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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