Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
