New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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