I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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