You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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