doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I will die if light touches me.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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