Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
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You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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