She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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