you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
