is your mom at the bar?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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