My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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