Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
birth control should be required to get into college
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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