So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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