I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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