I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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