She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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