do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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