The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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