pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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