I must be too annoying 4 u.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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