he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i now understand why vodka
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!