did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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