At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
