I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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