I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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