Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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