is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is Oprah even human
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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