I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
The best revenge is premature balding
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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