So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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