Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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