Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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