I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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