I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why do cheetos always look like penises
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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