Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
