We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I am one with the molecules
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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