He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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