I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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