Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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