Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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