real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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