i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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