He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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