3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
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Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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