wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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