Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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