my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Boobs speak an international language.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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