Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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