I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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