just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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